Funny Teamwork Quotes

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
- Edward Abbey
When you collaborate with other people, you tend to regard your own individual contribution as the most important.
- Yang Jiang
On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
- Lou Holtz
Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up.
- Author Unknown
I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.
- John F. Kennedy
Most teams aren't teams at all but merely collections of individual relationships with the boss. Each individual vying with the others for power, prestige and position.
- Douglas McGregor
I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win.
- Jarod Kintz
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
- Michael Winner
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
- Author Unkown
Teamwork is the ability to work as a group toward a common vision, even if that vision becomes extremely blurry.
- Author Unknown
If we do not hang together, we will all hang separately.
- Benjamin Franklin
The ideas that come out of most brainstorming sessions are usually superficial, trivial, and not very original. They are rarely useful. The process, however, seems to make uncreative people feel that they are making innovative contributions and that others are listening to them.
- A. Harvey Block

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